PinnedI do this because I hate myselfBy: Dunko Xyvir, Editor in Chief of Grames Infomer I have a confession to make. I am the editor in chief of Grames Infomer, an online ezine that publishes parody articles about video games and gaming culture. You may have seen some of our articles, such as "How to beat…5 min read5 min read
6 days agoObi Wan Was Wrong About the High GroundStar Wars is a popular science fiction franchise that has spanned over four decades, with eleven movies, several animated and live-action shows, books, comics, games, and more. The saga tells the story of the Jedi, a group of warriors who use the mystical Force to protect the galaxy from the…6 min read6 min read
6 days agoGoogle Contractually Obligated to Update Their Code of Conduct to Include “Be Evil”MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — In a shocking reversal of its longstanding corporate philosophy, Google announced on Tuesday that it has updated its code of conduct to include the phrase “be evil” as part of a new contractual obligation with the U.S. government. The change, which was reportedly made in exchange…3 min read3 min read
Nov 16NIST Reports 99.9% of Internet Users Keep All Their Passwords in a Public-Facing, SEO-Optimized Tumblr PostWASHINGTON — In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves across the cyber-security community, the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) announced Tuesday that 99.9% of internet users keep all their passwords in a public-facing, SEO-optimized tumblr post. According to the NIST report, the majority of online users have…4 min read4 min read
Nov 10Marvel Announces New Film Franchise, The Gay Cinematic UniverseIn a bold move that has stunned fans and critics alike, Marvel Studios has announced its latest project: The Gay Cinematic Universe (GCU), a re-imagining of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) where all the characters are mandatorily gay or lesbian. The GCU will feature a diverse cast of LGBTQ+ actors…3 min read3 min read
Nov 9Modern Warfare 3 So Large It Will Not Install Unless Every Other Game And Save Is Permanently Deleted From Your PS5SANTA MONICA, CA — In a shocking revelation that has left gamers outraged and frustrated, Activision announced on Thursday that its upcoming blockbuster title Modern Warfare 3 will require so much storage space that it will not install on the PlayStation 5 unless every other game and save file is…2 min read2 min read
Nov 9Department of Homeland Security Says “AI Disinformation Mills Kinda Cool, Actually”WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking turn of events, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has issued a press release declaring that AI-powered disinformation mills are “kinda cool, actually.” …3 min read3 min read
Nov 9Corporate Synergy Solutions (CSS) Just Released Their 2024 Forecasted Buzzword ReportNEW YORK CITY — In a press conference held at their headquarters on Thursday, Corporate Synergy Solutions (CSS), a leading consulting firm that specializes in helping businesses optimize their performance and culture, announced their 2024 forecasted buzzword report, a comprehensive list of the most trendy and impactful terms that will…3 min read3 min read
Nov 6President Trump Releases His Own Bible Translation, the PTVWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement on Monday, President Donald Trump revealed that he has completed his own translation of the bible, which he claims is the most accurate and modern version ever produced. …3 min read3 min read
Nov 3Climatologists Switch To Destroying The Earth As Quickly As Possible, Say It's Far More EthicalWASHINGTON—In a shocking reversal of their previous stance, a group of prominent climatologists announced Monday that they have decided to switch to destroying the earth as quickly as possible, saying that it is far more ethical than trying to save it. "We have come to the conclusion that the earth…2 min read2 min read
