After Graduating with Nursing Degree While Working at Burger King Full Time, Single Mother of 3 Sleeps for Six Consecutive Years

In a feat that some are calling “remarkably unremarkable,” single mother of three, Susan Johnson, emerged from a six-year slumber feeling only slightly more refreshed than the average person after a good night’s sleep.

Susan’s story began when, after years of tireless dedication, she graduated with a nursing degree while simultaneously pulling long shifts at her job at Burger King. It was a testament to her tenacity and determination, but it seems that the grueling schedule took its toll.

“I guess I was just tired,” Susan commented with a nonchalant shrug. “I mean, who wouldn’t be after juggling night shifts at the hospital and day shifts at the King?”

While many would consider a six-year nap to be a bit excessive, Susan’s friends and family took it in stride. “Honestly, we didn’t even notice she was gone,” said her neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins. “We just assumed she was working another double shift.”

During her extended snooze, Susan’s children grew up, graduated college, and even started families of their own. “I blinked, and suddenly I’m a grandma,” Susan remarked, still seemingly unfazed by the passage of time.

Awakening from her marathon siesta, Susan stretched, yawned, and went about her day as if she’d just taken a short catnap. She quickly updated her resume and began the process of applying for new jobs, seemingly unburdened by the fact that she’d missed several years of the working world.

“I figure I’ll just pick up where I left off,” Susan stated matter-of-factly. “I hear there’s a shortage of nurses, so I should have no problem finding a position.”

Indeed, Susan’s story is a testament to the endurance of the human spirit, and a reminder that sometimes, a six-year nap is just what the doctor ordered. As for Susan, she’s taking it all in stride, ready to tackle the next chapter of her life with the same unwavering determination that got her through nursing school and a stint at the fast-food chain.

“It’s just another chapter,” she said with a shrug. “I’m sure I’ll look back on this someday and wonder what all the fuss was about.”