Alex Jones Confesses to Turning the Frogs Gay, Admits Using Chemtrails for More Views
In a shocking turn of events, controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has come clean about his infamous claim that he “turned the friggin’ frogs gay.” In an exclusive interview with Grames Infomer, Jones revealed that he fabricated the entire story to boost his online viewership, using chemtrails as a marketing ploy.
“I made it all up, folks,” Jones confessed, his eyes widening dramatically as he leaned in close to the camera. “I saw those frogs just minding their own business, and I thought, ‘Hey, what if I could spin this into some crazy story that would go viral?’ And that’s exactly what I did.”
Jones went on to describe how he meticulously crafted the narrative, weaving together snippets of dubious scientific research and wild speculation about government mind control experiments. “I mean, chemtrails? Come on, it’s the perfect conspiracy buzzword,” he chuckled, clearly pleased with his ingenuity.
When asked about the backlash from scientists and environmentalists who debunked his claims, Jones smirked and shrugged. “Hey, any publicity is good publicity, right? People eat this stuff up. The crazier it sounds, the more clicks I get.”
The admission has sparked outrage among Jones’ followers, many of whom feel betrayed by their idol. “I trusted Alex with my life,” one fan lamented, clutching a tinfoil hat. “Now I don’t know what to believe anymore. Are the lizard people even real?”
Despite the backlash, Jones remains defiant, insisting that his fabricated stories serve a greater purpose. “Look, I’m just trying to open people’s eyes to the truth, even if that truth is a little, uh, embellished,” he explained, his voice tinged with a hint of remorse. “But hey, if you can’t laugh at a few gay frogs, what can you laugh at?”
As for the frogs themselves, Jones assured Infomer that they’re doing just fine. “They’re happier than ever, actually,” he claimed. “And if anyone wants to know the real secret to their happiness, it’s not chemtrails — it’s a little thing called love.”
In the wake of this revelation, Jones has promised his fans even more outlandish theories to come. “Stay tuned, folks,” he grinned, adjusting his tinfoil hat. “Because the truth is out there, and I’m gonna find it — even if I have to make it up myself.”
And with that, Alex Jones disappeared into a cloud of chemtrail smoke, leaving behind a legacy of gay frogs and conspiracy theories that will continue to captivate — or infuriate — the world for years to come.
