Announcement of Actual Skibidi Toilet Movie Has Tanked My SEO and I Lost My Job
By Dunko Xyvir, Grames Infomer
In a twist of fate that could only be described as “toilet humor gone wrong,” I, Dunko Xyvir, have found myself in the unemployment line. My once-thriving career at the esteemed online ezine Grames Infomer has been flushed down the drain, all because I dared to predict the unthinkable: the announcement of an actual Skibidi Toilet movie.
It all started innocently enough. As a seasoned writer of parody articles, I thought I had struck gold with my satirical piece titled “Hollywood to Release Skibidi Toilet: The Movie.” Little did I know, my comedic foresight would become my professional downfall.
The article was a hit, garnering thousands of views and shares. I was riding high on the wave of internet fame, basking in the glow of my own cleverness. But then, the unthinkable happened. Hollywood, in its infinite wisdom, decided to make my parody a reality. Yes, you read that right. An actual Skibidi Toilet movie was announced, complete with a star-studded cast and a multi-million dollar budget.
At first, I was thrilled. I had predicted the future! Surely, this would cement my status as a visionary in the world of online satire. But as the days went by, I noticed a disturbing trend. My article, once a beacon of humor and wit, was now buried under an avalanche of SEO-optimized news pieces about the real Skibidi Toilet movie. My views plummeted, my shares dwindled, and my once-loyal readers moved on to the next viral sensation.
The final nail in the coffin came when my editor called me into his office. “Dunko,” he said, shaking his head, “we’re letting you go. Your article isn’t getting any views anymore. The real Skibidi Toilet movie has tanked your SEO.”
And just like that, my career was over. I had become a victim of my own success, a cautionary tale in the world of online journalism. So here I am, jobless and disillusioned, wondering if I should have stuck to writing about more predictable topics, like the inevitable reboot of “Cats.”
As I sit here, contemplating my next move, I can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. After all, who could have predicted that a toilet-themed movie would be my undoing? Oh, right. I did.
