Cryptoverse Announces New Play-to-Lose Game So Users Can Burn Their Cash On Intentionally Profitless Cryptospeculation Without Accidentally Becoming Rich
SAN FRANCISCO — In a bold move to cater to the niche market of crypto enthusiasts who enjoy losing money, Cryptoverse, a leading blockchain gaming platform, announced the launch of its new play-to-lose game, BurnCoin. The game, which is described as “a revolutionary way to experience the thrill of cryptospeculation without the risk of making any profits”, allows users to buy, sell, and trade virtual tokens that are designed to lose value over time.
“BurnCoin is not just a game, it’s a lifestyle,” said Cryptoverse CEO, Mark Burnham, in a press release. “We wanted to create a game that captures the essence of crypto culture, which is all about having fun, being part of a community, and throwing away your hard-earned cash on worthless digital assets. BurnCoin is the ultimate play-to-lose game, where the only way to win is to lose everything.”
According to the game’s website, BurnCoin features a variety of innovative mechanics that ensure the players’ tokens will never appreciate in value. For instance, the game has a built-in inflation mechanism that increases the supply of tokens every day, diluting their value and making them harder to sell. Additionally, the game has a random “burn” event that occurs every hour, where a percentage of the tokens in circulation are permanently destroyed, reducing the liquidity and demand of the market. Furthermore, the game has a “tax” system that deducts a fee from every transaction, which is then distributed to the developers and the game’s charity partner, the Foundation for Crypto Addiction Recovery.
“We believe that BurnCoin is not only a fun and engaging game, but also a social good,” said Burnham. “By playing BurnCoin, you are not only burning your own money, but also helping others who suffer from crypto addiction. Our game is a safe and responsible way to enjoy the crypto craze, without harming yourself or the environment.”
BurnCoin has already attracted a loyal fan base of players who are eager to lose their money in the most efficient and entertaining way possible. Some of the players have even formed online communities and groups, where they share tips, strategies, and memes about their losses.
“I love BurnCoin, it’s the best game ever,” said one of the players, who goes by the username Loser69. “I’ve been playing since the launch, and I’ve already lost over $10,000. It’s so much fun to watch my tokens go down in value every day. I feel like I’m part of something bigger than myself, a movement of people who are not afraid to lose. BurnCoin is not just a game, it’s a way of life.”
Some of the players have also adopted the lingo and slang of the popular subreddit r/wallstreetbets, where they mock the traditional investors and celebrate their losses with pride and humor.
“I have diamond hands, I never sell my BurnCoins, even when they are worth nothing,” said another player, who goes by the username BurnBabyBurn. “I don’t care about the price, I only care about the burn. I’m here for the monk, not for the money. Monk strong together.”
“I have paper hands, I sell my BurnCoins as soon as they drop a little bit,” said another player, who goes by the username PaperTiger. “I like to HODL the bag and watch it get lighter and lighter. I’m not here to make money, I’m here to donate to the Foundation for Crypto Addiction Recovery. They need it more than me.”
BurnCoin is currently available for download on the Cryptoverse website, and is compatible with most popular crypto wallets and exchanges. The game is free to play, but requires an initial deposit of at least $100 worth of tokens to start. The game also offers in-app purchases and subscriptions, where players can buy more tokens, unlock special features, and access exclusive content.
BurnCoin is expected to be a huge success, and the developers are already planning to release more play-to-lose games in the future, such as DumpsterFire, LamboCrash, and MoonShot.
