Dogs

Dogs are trending. Canines take over world. People now fetch sticks, too.

Rumors suggest dog domination. Felines seething with envy. Cats plotting revenge schemes. Dogs gain extra limbs.

Experts confirm, dogs rule. Paws replace handshakes. Dog mayors, dog presidents. Barking press conferences today.

Hollywood’s new A-listers? Pups! Cat actors losing roles. Dog Oscars sweep awards. Canines: new power brokers.

Economists claim “dogonomics” booming. Stock market bones skyrocket. Dog biscuit crypto takes off. Woof-stocks rule Wall Street.

Schools teach dog languages. Woofish, barkish, growlish, popular subjects. Canine poetry now mainstream. Shakespeare rewritten with barks.

Paw-sitive world changes ahead. Dog-written laws pass. Dog parks in every city. Universal fetch-and-treat healthcare plan.

Cat revolution quashed, dogs reign. Feline rebellion purr-secuted. Woofing silences meowing. Doggy world domination persists.

Don’t miss dog cults! Worshiping bones, treats. Temples filled with tennis balls. Doggy heaven on earth.

In conclusion, dogs, dogs, dogs. Canines: Earth’s best species. Humanity’s future, wagging tails. Life, but a bark.