FDA Warns Against Watching ‘Skibidi Toilet Movie’ While Eating Raw Eggs as a Sovereign Citizen
In an unprecedented move, the Food and Drug Administration has issued a stern warning against the latest viral trend: watching the ‘Skibidi Toilet Movie’ while proclaiming oneself a sovereign citizen and consuming raw eggs. The bizarre combination, which has taken social media by storm, involves individuals declaring their independence from the constraints of conventional movie snacks and government authority.
“We’ve seen a lot of strange fads online,” said FDA spokesperson Janet Cookwell, “but this one takes the cake — or should we say, the egg. Not only is there a risk of salmonella poisoning, but the sheer absurdity of the act may cause uncontrollable laughter, leading to choking hazards.”
The ‘Skibidi Toilet Movie,’ a low-budget film featuring an endless loop of the viral Skibidi dance set in various bathroom scenarios, has gained a cult following among those who identify as sovereign citizens, a group that rejects federal laws and taxes.
“I don’t recognize the FDA’s authority to tell me what I can’t watch or eat in my own sovereign bathroom,” declared self-proclaimed sovereign citizen Bob ‘Eggman’ Yolkson, as he cracked open another egg over his head. “This movie speaks to my soul, and these eggs are my natural right!”
Health experts are baffled by the trend, with many questioning the nutritional value of raw eggs and the cinematic quality of the ‘Skibidi Toilet Movie.’ Meanwhile, the FDA has recommended that individuals stick to traditional movie snacks and avoid any declarations of sovereignty that might lead to legal complications.
As the trend continues to spread, the FDA has partnered with the Department of Homeland Security to monitor any potential outbreaks of salmonella or sudden increases in sovereign citizen declarations. “We’re not yolking around,” added Cookwell. “Please, watch responsibly.”
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