Give a Man a Fish…

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he eats for a week.

Teach a man to cultivate a self-sustaining lake ecosystem, and he eats for a month.

Teach a man to genetically engineer fish with an endless supply of fillets, and he eats for a year.

Teach a man to establish an underwater fish farm with cutting-edge aquaculture technology, and he eats for a decade.

Teach a man to harness the power of fish telepathy, and he eats for a lifetime.

Teach a man to create a fish cloning machine, and he eats for centuries.

Teach a man to develop a fish teleportation device, and he eats for
millennia.

Teach a man to control the weather to ensure constant rainfall over his fish farm, and he eats for all human history.

Teach a man to construct a time-traveling fishing rod, and he eats for eons.

Teach a man to befriend immortal mermaids who grant him eternal seafood abundance, and he eats forever.

Teach a man to surpass human limitations and become a fish himself, and he eats for infinity.

Teach a man to transcend the concept of eating and sustain himself solely on the bliss of piscine enlightenment.

Teach a man to commune with intergalactic beings who provide him with cosmic fish from celestial waters.

Teach a man to navigate the multidimensional realms and catch fish from alternate realities.

Teach a man to manifest fish from thin air through the power of quantum physics.

Teach a man to merge his consciousness with an ancient fish deity, transforming into an ascendant divine fisherman.

Teach a man to transcend physicality and spirituality, and exist as the sole transcendent idea of ‘fish.’

Teach a man to reshape the very fabric of the multiverse, and he will become the Unending God of the Fish-Verse.