In Lego Fortnight I Took Out Famous Actor Pedro Pascal With a 360 Noscope, and Now I’m The New Star of The Mandalorian

You might know me as the best Lego Fortnight player in the world, but soon you’ll also know me as the new face of the most popular show on Disney Plus. That’s right, I’m talking about The Mandalorian, the epic Star Wars spin-off that features the badass bounty hunter and his adorable sidekick Baby Yoda. How did I land this amazing gig, you ask? Well, it all started when I was playing Lego Fortnight online and I encountered none other than Pedro Pascal, the actor who plays the titular character on the show.

It was a normal day in the Lego Fortnight universe. I was roaming around the map, collecting bricks and weapons, and eliminating any enemies that crossed my path. I had already racked up 15 kills and was feeling pretty confident. Then I saw him. He was wearing a Lego version of the Mandalorian’s armor, complete with the helmet and the jetpack. He was also carrying a Lego blaster rifle and a Lego lightsaber. He looked awesome, but also very intimidating. I knew it was him because his username was PedroPascal69.

I decided to challenge him to a duel. I typed in the chat: “Hey Pedro, I’m a huge fan of your show, but I’m also the best Lego Fortnight player in the world. Do you want to fight me one-on-one and see who’s the real Mandalorian?” He replied: “Sure, kid. Bring it on. Where do you want to meet?” I told him to meet me at the Lego Eiffel Tower, the tallest structure in the game. He agreed and we both headed there.

When I got there, I saw him waiting for me at the top of the tower. He waved at me and said: “Ready to lose, punk?” I said: “No way, Pedro. You’re going down.” We both jumped off the tower and activated our jetpacks. We started flying around the sky, shooting at each other with our Lego blasters. He was good, I’ll give him that. He dodged most of my shots and landed a few hits on me. But I was better. I had more experience and more skill. I waited for the perfect moment to strike.

I saw him fly behind a Lego cloud and I followed him. He didn’t see me coming. I quickly turned around and did a 360 noscope with my Lego sniper rifle. I hit him right in the head. He exploded into Lego pieces. I had killed him. I had killed Pedro Pascal. I screamed: “Yeah! Take that, Pedro! I’m the new Mandalorian!” I heard him say: “Wow, kid. You’re amazing. You deserve to be the star of the show.” Then he disconnected from the game.

I couldn’t believe what had just happened. I had defeated the famous actor in a Lego Fortnight duel and he had given me his blessing to take over his role. I was ecstatic. I took a screenshot of the kill and posted it on Twitter. It went viral. Everyone was talking about it. The fans, the media, the critics, even the producers of the show. They all wanted to know who I was and how I did it. They all wanted to see me as the new Mandalorian.

The next day, I got a phone call from Jon Favreau, the creator and executive producer of the show. He said he was impressed by my skills and my charisma. He said he wanted to offer me a contract to play the lead role in the next season of The Mandalorian. He said he had already talked to Pedro and he was okay with it. He said he thought I would bring a fresh and exciting perspective to the character. He said he was willing to pay me millions of dollars and give me creative control over the show. He said he was ready to make me a star.

I was speechless. I couldn’t believe it. I had gone from being a regular Lego Fortnight player to being the new star of the hottest show on TV. I had achieved my dream. I said yes to Jon and thanked him for the opportunity. He said he was looking forward to working with me and that he would send me the script and the schedule soon. He said he was confident that I would do a great job and that the fans would love me. He said he was proud of me and that he was happy for me. He said goodbye and hung up.

I was over the moon. I had just signed the deal of a lifetime. I was going to be the new Mandalorian. I was going to be famous. I was going to be rich. I was going to be awesome. I celebrated by playing more Lego Fortnight and taking out more famous actors with my 360 noscopes. I also got five offers from esports houses to join their teams and compete in tournaments. I accepted them all. I was unstoppable. I was the best. I was the king.

And that’s how I took out Pedro Pascal with a 360 noscope and became the new star of The Mandalorian. It was the most epic thing I ever did and the best thing that ever happened to me. I hope you enjoyed reading my story and that you learned something from it. Maybe you’ll be inspired to play Lego Fortnight and challenge your favorite celebrities to duels. Maybe you’ll win and get to take their place in their movies or shows. Maybe you’ll become the next big thing. Anything is possible in Lego Fortnight. You just have to believe in yourself and never give up. And always remember: 360 noscopes are the key to success. Thank you for reading and may the Force be with you.