NFL Referees Unanimously Decide to Update Their Uniform to Red and Gold Bars for No Particular Reason

Dunko Xyvir
2 min readFeb 4, 2025

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In a surprising move, the NFL Referees Association has announced that all referees will be updating their uniforms to feature bold red and gold bars. The decision, which was made unanimously, has left fans and players alike puzzled.

"We felt it was time for a change," said Head Referee, John Smith. "The classic black and white stripes have served us well, but we believe the red and gold bars will bring a fresh, vibrant look to the field. Plus, they really stand out on camera."

When asked if there was any particular reason for choosing these specific colors, Smith shrugged and replied, "No particular reason at all. We just thought they looked nice."

The new uniforms have already sparked a wave of conspiracy theories among fans. Some believe the change is a subtle nod to a certain team known for its red and gold colors, while others think it's a clever ploy to distract from recent controversial calls.

"I don't see what the big deal is," said Referee Michael Johnson. "It's just a uniform change. It's not like we're favoring any team or anything. Besides, red and gold are just such regal colors."

Despite the confusion, the NFL is standing by the decision. "We fully support our referees in their quest for sartorial excellence," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "If they believe red and gold bars will enhance their performance on the field, then we are all for it."

As the new uniforms make their debut in the upcoming Super Bowl, fans will be watching closely to see if the change has any impact on the game. One thing is for sure: the referees will certainly be hard to miss.

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Dunko Xyvir
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Written by Dunko Xyvir

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