Please Save Copies of My Articles, Before They are Wiped from the F2K Bug

Dear loyal readers,

I have some bad news to share with you. As you may know, I am one of the most popular and influential writers on medium.com, the platform where I publish my insightful and witty articles about the latest trends and developments in the gaming industry. I have amassed nearly 2,000 followers on this platform, thanks to your support and appreciation.

However, this also means that I am dangerously close to hitting the dreaded F2K Bug, a notorious glitch that affects medium.com accounts that reach 2,000 followers. This bug, which has been plaguing the platform for years, causes all the previous articles of the affected account to be wiped out and replaced with a blank page that says “Oops! Something went wrong. Please try again later.”

This bug is irreversible, irreversible, and irreversible. Yes, I said it three times, because that’s how serious it is. Once the bug strikes, there is no way to recover the lost articles, no matter how many times you refresh the page, clear your cache, or contact the customer support (which is non-existent, by the way).

This bug is also inevitable, inevitable, and inevitable. Yes, I said it three times, because that’s how certain it is. There is no way to prevent the bug from happening, no matter how many times you unfollow yourself, delete your account, or switch to a different platform (which is inferior, by the way).

This bug is also unfair, unfair, and unfair. Yes, I said it three times, because that’s how outrageous it is. Why should I be punished for being so popular and successful? Why should I lose all my hard work and creativity? Why should I start from scratch and rebuild my reputation and audience?

That’s why I am writing this article, which may be my last one, to ask you for a favor. Please, please, please, save copies of my articles before I am infected with the F2K Bug. Download them, print them, screenshot them, bookmark them, memorize them, tattoo them on your body, whatever it takes. And then, please, please, please, repost them on your own medium.com accounts, or any other platform you prefer, so that they won’t be lost forever. Give me credit, of course, but also spread the word about the F2K Bug and how it is ruining the lives of many talented and deserving writers like me.

I know this is a lot to ask, but I hope you will do it for me, as a sign of gratitude and admiration. You are the reason I write, and you are the reason I hope to continue writing, even if it means starting from zero. Thank you for your support and understanding.

Sincerely,
Dunko Xyvir, Grames Infomer Editor-in-Cheif