Please Sponsor My Publication on Medium.com Because I’m a Cheap Bastard

Dunko Xyvir
2 min readMar 22, 2024

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By Dunko Xyvir, Editor-in-Chief of Grames Infomer

Greetings, Internet Denizens and Potential Patrons,

I am Dunko Xyvir, the thrifty — some might say, miserly — Editor-in-Chief of what will soon be the most illustrious tech publication on Medium.com: Grames Infomer. Today, I stand before you, hat in hand, to humbly request a mere $50 a year to fund my journalistic aspirations. Why, you ask? Because, dear readers, I am unabashedly, unapologetically, a cheap bastard.

Now, let me weave you the tale of my frugal quest. In the vast expanse of the digital realm, there lies a treasure trove of knowledge known as Medium.com, where for the cost of a few lattes, one can host a beacon of wisdom. Yet, here I am, counting my pennies, saving on everything from haircuts to happy hours, all to keep the dream of Grames Infomer alive.

But why should you, a discerning individual with undoubtedly refined tastes, sponsor my endeavor? Because Grames Infomer is not just another tech blog. It’s a promise of pure, unadulterated, non-AI-generated content delivered straight to the hearts and screens of our adoring audience. It’s a commitment to the kind of insightful analysis that can only come from a human mind — particularly one that knows the value of a dollar.

So, I implore you, kind-hearted netizens, to consider this plea. Your contribution will not only support the noble cause of independent journalism but also ensure that my dreams don’t fizzle out like a poorly funded Kickstarter campaign. Let’s make Grames Infomer a reality, not just for me, but for the countless readers yearning for tech news delivered with a personal touch.

Yours in economical solidarity,
Dunko Xyvir

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Dunko Xyvir

"I don't want to be aginger anymore." ----- Editor-in-Chief of tech e-zine 'Grames Infomer'