Smash Loses Its First and Only Homosexual King Koopa Main; "So Long, Gay Bowser"
In a shocking turn of events, the competitive Super Smash Bros. community mourns the loss of its most beloved King Koopa main, the one and only, flamboyant "Bowser Master" meatloafcrunch. With his infectious charm and unparalleled prowess, meatloafcrunch had captured the hearts of gamers worldwide. However, the tragic news of his passing due to cancer has left the Smash community in a state of profound sorrow.
Known for his unorthodox playstyle and undeniable flair, meatloafcrunch was a force to be reckoned with on the tournament scene. Clad in a fabulous pink cape, he would expertly maneuver Bowser, the ferocious reptilian tyrant, to conquer opponents and secure his dominance in the game.
Smashdata.gg reveals that meatloafcrunch, whose real name was Derek Anderson, had placed within the top 16 in numerous Smash Super Major tournaments.
These achievements solidified his status as a formidable player in the community. Notably, he finished:
- Big House 5 - Placed 13th
- Genesis 3 - Placed 9th
- Smashapalooza Grand Championship 2023 - Placed 11th
While primarily known as a top 100 Melee Bowser main, his undeniable talent carried over to other iterations of the popular fighting game series.
Friends and fellow competitors recall Derek Anderson's remarkable spirit both in and out of the game. He was always seen wearing a crown, signifying his reign as the King of Koopas and his unrivaled dedication to the character. Many would argue that his charismatic personality and unmatched skill breathed new life into Bowser's presence on the competitive stage.
Meatloafcrunch's legacy extends beyond his formidable gameplay; he was a beacon of hope and inspiration for aspiring gamers. Through his numerous Twitch streams, he generously shared his knowledge and techniques, ensuring that the Bowser meta would continue to thrive long after his departure.
As the news of Derek Anderson's untimely passing spread, the Super Smash Bros. community paid tribute to their fallen comrade. Fans across the globe organized "Bowser's Roar," a virtual gathering where players dressed as Bowser and simultaneously performed his iconic victory roar. The event served as a fitting homage to the player who brought life and laughter to the game.
In these dark times, the Smash community stands united, cherishing the memories and celebrating the extraordinary talent of meatloafcrunch, aka Derek Anderson. Though he may have left us physically, his spirit will forever linger within the hearts of those who remember his legendary playstyle and unapologetic love for the King of Koopas.
Farewell, Derek Anderson, the one and only "Bowser Master." May you rest in peace, knowing that your impact on the Smash Bros. community will be forever etched in the annals of gaming history. So long, gay Bowser. You will be missed.
