Soulja Boy Claims to Have "Actually Bought Atari, for Real This Time"
LOS ANGELES, CA—In a surprising turn of events, rapper and entrepreneur Soulja Boy, also known as DeAndre Cortez Way, has once again made headlines with his bold claims. This time, the "Crank That" artist asserts that he has successfully acquired the iconic video game company Atari. Yes, you read that right—Soulja Boy is now the proud owner of Atari, or so he says.
The news comes as a shock to many, considering that just a few years ago, Soulja Boy faced embarrassment when Atari publicly clarified that he was mistaken about purchasing the company. But it appears that the rapper isn't one to give up easily. In an exclusive interview with Soulja Boy, he expressed his confidence in the legitimacy of his recent acquisition.
“I know what you’re thinking,” Soulja Boy began with a sly smile. “Didn’t Atari say I didn’t buy them last time? Well, that was a misunderstanding. This time, it’s for real. I mean, I even have a certificate that says 'Official Atari Owner' right here,” he continued, waving a piece of paper in the air.
When pressed for further details on the deal, Soulja Boy explained that the transaction occurred during an intense bidding war on eBay. “I was browsing eBay late one night, you know, just casually shopping for rare Pokémon cards, when suddenly, Atari appeared before my eyes. I knew I had to seize the opportunity,” he explained with unwavering conviction.
Despite the skepticism surrounding his claim, Soulja Boy insists that his newfound ownership of Atari will revolutionize the gaming industry. He revealed ambitious plans to release a series of cutting-edge gaming consoles, each named after his chart-topping hits, such as "Superman," "Kiss Me Thru the Phone," and "Donk."
“I’m about to drop the hottest gaming console lineup of all time," Soulja Boy declared passionately. “The 'Crank That' console will have the most innovative controls you’ve ever seen, allowing players to literally crank their way to victory.”
Naturally, news of Soulja Boy's second-time supposed Atari acquisition has sparked a frenzy on social media, with fans and critics sharing their thoughts. Many expressed disbelief, while others eagerly awaited Soulja Boy's next move, already envisioning a future where gaming and hip-hop merge in unprecedented ways.
Atari, on the other hand, has remained tight-lipped regarding Soulja Boy’s claims. When reached for comment, a representative from the company merely stated, “We are aware of the recent acquisition claims made by Mr. Boy.”
Only time will tell whether Soulja Boy has truly become the mastermind behind Atari or if his claims will once again be debunked. Until then, let’s sit back, enjoy the spectacle, and witness the unfolding saga of Soulja Boy’s entrepreneurial escapades. Who knows what he’ll come up with next? Perhaps he’ll announce a collaboration with Blockbuster or claim ownership of the moon.
