Top 10 Items to Ship to Troll the Shipping Company

Dunko Xyvir
2 min readApr 16, 2024

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1. The Enigmatic Weightless Box

Ship a large, oversized box that’s incredibly light. The dimensions suggest it should weigh a ton, but it’s as light as a feather. The confusion on the delivery team’s faces when they lift it without effort will be priceless.

2. The RickRoll

Equip a box with a motion-activated device that plays a catchy tune whenever it’s moved. The warehouse will be filled with the melody of “Never Gonna Give You Up” as workers shuffle the box around, wondering where the music is coming from.

3. The Perpetual Return

Send a package with the ‘from’ address as the shipping company itself and a bogus ‘to’ address, including a stamp saying “Return to Sender.” It’s the package that keeps coming back, leaving them scratching their heads wondering who keeps sending it and why it won’t stay sent.

4. The Lonely Bowling Ball

Send a bowling ball in an otherwise empty oversized box. The box’s size will suggest a hefty, valuable item, yet all that space is for a single bowling ball, rolling around like a marble in a dance hall.

5. The Unbalanced Load

A box filled with items of varying weights strategically placed so that the box constantly tips over when it’s set down. It’s a lesson in physics and patience as the company tries to figure out how to stack it without causing a domino effect.

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Dunko Xyvir
Dunko Xyvir

Written by Dunko Xyvir

"I don't want to be aginger anymore." ----- Editor-in-Chief of tech e-zine 'Grames Infomer'

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