Which ‘Garfield’ character are you?

Dunko Xyvir
4 min readJun 12, 2023

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Welcome to the online quiz that will uncover your inner Garfield character! Are you sassy and lasagna-loving like the orange tabby himself, or do you have a mischievous streak like Nermal? Perhaps you possess the wisdom and patience of Jon Arbuckle, or maybe you’re a ball of energy like Odie. This quiz will delve into your personality traits, habits, and quirks to determine which lovable Garfield character truly represents you. Get ready to embark on a feline-filled adventure and discover your Garfield alter ego!

Question 1:
When it comes to food, I am like a(n)…

A. Eternal Lasagna Lover
B. Insatiable Pizza Monster
C. Devoted Ice Cream Connoisseur
D. Voracious Monday Muncher
E. Bottomless Plate of Spaghetti
F. Enthusiastic Hamburger Devourer
G. Raging Chicken Nugget Addict
H. Endless Tower of Pancakes
I. Unlimited Tuna Fish Sandwich Fanatic
J. Nonstop Bowl of Sushi Rolls
K. Perpetual Stack of Waffles
L. Never-Ending Pile of Nachos
M. Unstoppable Bacon Strip Eater
N. Forever Cheesecake Enthusiast
O. Insomniac’s Supply of Coffee
P. Boundless Pumpkin Pie Consumer
Q. Tireless Donut Devotee
R. Indestructible Hot Dog Devourer
S. Unyielding Plate of French Fries
T. Relentless Candy Bar Junkie

Question 2:
What’s your preferred activity on a lazy Sunday?

A. Snoozing like a Champ
B. Binge-Watching TV Shows
C. Engaging in Epic Nap Battles
D. Dreaming of Giant Lasagnas
E. Exploring the Art of Napping
F. Perfecting My Pillow Fort
G. Savoring Couch Potato Status
H. Practicing Advanced Snoring Techniques
I. Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
J. Becoming a Blanket Burrito
K. Pursuing Excellence in Lounge Chair Laziness
L. Perfecting the Art of Cat Yoga
M. Taking an Intensive Napping Course
N. Achieving the Ultimate Cat Nap
O. Pursuing Expert-Level Couch Potato Skills
P. Unraveling the Mysteries of Laziness
Q. Expanding My Knowledge of Sleep Science
R. Discovering the Best Snuggle Positions
S. Taking Napping to New Heights
T. Pushing the Boundaries of Slothfulness

Question 3:
How do you feel about Mondays?

A. Mondays are the Bane of My Existence
B. Mondays Are Made for Mourning
C. Mondays Make Me Melt
D. Mondays Can’t Dim My Awesomeness
E. Mondays Are for Mumbling and Grumbling
F. Mondays and I Have a Feud Going On
G. Mondays Are My Nemesis
H. Mondays Drain My Energy
I. Mondays Mean More Napping
J. Mondays Are My Arch-Enemy
K. Mondays Are a Catalyst for Laziness
L. Mondays Give Me the Blues
M. Mondays and I Have a Staring Contest
N. Mondays Fuel My Grumpy Side
O. Mondays and I Are Constantly at Odds
P. Mondays Can’t Stop My Appetite
Q. Mondays Can’t Handle My Laid-Back Attitude
R. Mondays Can’t Ruin My Nap Time
S. Mondays and I Need a Time-Out
T. Mondays Are a Challenge I Embrace

Question 4:
Which quote resonates with you the most?

A. “I live to eat, not eat to live.”
B. “Dieting is nature’s way of saying, ‘No fun for you.’”
C. “I’m not overweight. I’m undertall.”
D. “I’m not lazy. I’m just conserving energy.”
E. “I’m allergic

to Monday mornings.”
F. “I’m not fat. I’m generously cuddly.”
G. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
H. “I don’t diet. I just wait until the desire for chocolate passes.”
I. “I’m not picky; I’m a connoisseur of deliciousness.”
J. “I’m not fat; I’m fluffy with potential.”
K. “I’m not a morning cat. I’m a late-night lion.”
L. “I’m not lazy; I’m a master of relaxation.”
M. “I’m not overeating; I’m just under-tall.”
N. “I don’t do diets. I do lasagnas.”
O. “I’m not chubby. I’m perfectly plump.”
P. “I’m not sleepy; I’m just practicing for hibernation.”
Q. “I’m not greedy. I just have an insatiable appetite.”
R. “I’m not grumpy; I’m selectively cheerful.”
S. “I don’t exercise. It makes me spill my snacks.”
T. “I’m not slow; I’m on energy-saving mode.”

Question 5:
What’s your favorite way to express your grumpiness?

A. Giving Masterful Eye Rolls
B. Perfecting the Art of Sarcasm
C. Hurling Insults with Flair
D. Offering World-Class Scowls
E. Elevating My Disdain to New Heights
F. Sharing My Grumpy Thoughts with the World
G. Delivering Grumpy Cat Impressions
H. Becoming a Champion of Grumpy Gestures
I. Embracing the Power of the Grumpy Stare
J. Perfecting the Art of Grumpy Meows
K. Creating Grumpy Memes
L. Becoming the Ambassador of Grumpy Attitudes
M. Sharing Grumpy Glances with Enthusiasm
N. Taking Grumpy Selfies
O. Unleashing a Tsunami of Grumpy Comments
P. Becoming a Virtuoso of Grumpy Paws
Q. Mastering the Grumpy Sigh
R. Crafting the Ultimate Grumpy Playlist
S. Becoming a Grandmaster of Grumpy Facial Expressions
T. Taking Grumpiness to a Whole New Level

Question 6:
What’s your favorite way to spend your time indoors?

A. Napping Like There’s No Tomorrow
B. Marathon Eating Sessions
C. Daydreaming About Endless Buffets
D. Plotting World Domination (from My Comfortable Spot)
E. Perfecting My “Paws-itive” Attitude
F. Embarking on Couch Surfing Adventures
G. Singing the Ballad of My Snack Stash
H. Mastering the Art of Purrfection
I. Indulging in Pillow Fight Championships
J. Engaging in Intense Staring Contests
K. Taking Master Classes in Lethargy
L. Playing Hide and Seek with Snacks
M. Channeling My Inner Zen Cat
N. Engaging in Olympic-Level Grooming
O. Perfecting My “Laze Around” Technique
P. Mastering the Art of Snuggle Time
Q. Exploring the Depths of My Own Catitude
R. Becoming an Expert in the Art of Cat-Style Meditation
S. Unleashing My Inner Gourmet Chef (for Lasagna, of course)
T. Exercising My Inner Laziness to Perfection

If you answered any of the questions above, Congratulations! You are…

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Dunko Xyvir
Dunko Xyvir

Written by Dunko Xyvir

"I don't want to be aginger anymore." ----- Editor-in-Chief of tech e-zine 'Grames Infomer'

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